George Washington Is Cash MoneyBy: Cory O'Brien Illustrator: Soren Melville PREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY Most of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history. In George Washington Is Cash Money, Cory OBrien, author of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, does away with the pomp and circumstance and calls Americas history what it is: one long, violent soap opera. In his signature clever, crude, and cuss ridden style, OBrien reminds us